*Your neighbors recognize you in your pajamas, rubber clogs and a cup of coffee
*You grab other people’s banana peels, coffee grinds, apple cores, etc. for your compost pile.
*You have to wash your hair to get your fingernails clean.
*You buy a bigger truck so that you can haul more mulch.

*You find yourself feeling leaves, flowers and trunks of trees wherever you go, even at funerals
*You plan vacation trips around the locations of botanical gardens, arboreta, historic gardens, etc.
*When considering your budget, plants are more important than groceries
*You always carry a shovel, bottled water and a plastic bag in your trunk as emergency tools
*You like the smell of horse manure better than Estee Lauder
*You rejoice in rain…even after 10 straight days of it.
*You have pride in how bad your hands look.
*You have a decorative compost container on your kitchen counter.

*You can give away plants easily, but compost is another thing.

*You’d rather go to a nursery to shop than a clothes store.

*You know that Sevin is not a number
*You take every single person who enters your house on a “garden tour”
*You ask for tools for Christmas, Mother/Father’s day, your Birthday and any other occasion you can think of.
*You can’t bear to thin seedlings and throw them away.
*You drive around the neighborhood hoping to score extra bags of leaves for your compost pile
*Your preferred reading matter is seed catalogs

*And last but not least: You know that the four seasons are: Planning the Garden- Preparing the Garden - Gardening - Preparing and Planning the next garden!
Preparing and Planning for the next Garden

Lovingly borrowed from the pages of my garden club newsletter.....
